Vampires: Enemy or...Enemy?

Are you offended by Hollywood's portrayal of vampires today? We were.

This is much shorter than the last ones, so you can enjoy this on your lunch break and still have time to finish your yogurt and go to the bathroom and all that.

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Comments

[Pandora]

Hisssssss!!

[UberPwner]

The girl with the short hair is FUCKING SEXY! She reminds me of that gal in The Matrix, Trinity. HOT!

[Madam Mer]

Blue collar vampires? Hi-larious. Make hundreds of these. They make me mess you sexy bitches even more.

[Sarah]

Oh, we will. My goal is to make the Not Exactly News Report a site series. Won't always be vampires, of course, but we'll try to make it at least mildly entertaining nonetheless.

[Ken Meyer]

Very nice! Vampires have been the target of biased writers and filmmakers for far too long! It's time for us to rise up!... I mean... for them to be portrayed accurately instead of being used to steal the hearts (and cash) of hapless teenage girls!